Addicted

So I guess you could say that I am addicted to a few things in my life.

Lets use ice cream for an example.

I don’t thing that I have ever turned that heavenly mixture down.

I always accept those calories whenever they are offered to me.

I am also addicted to cracking my knuckles.

I think I have done that at least once a day since the fifth grade.

Ever since Dillon McNamara showed me how much cooler I could be.

(I know that is totally revolting to some people,

but I thoroughly enjoy a good knuckle cracking every now and then.)

I would say that I am addicted to Facebook.

I have checked my account three times today only to find that

I have no new notifications and I just keep looking at the same status updates of

people that I probably should have un-friended years ago.

But this Tuesday I realized that one of my addictions was a problem.

I am addicted to Makeup….BIG TIME!

7:00

I finished doing my hair for work I found myself first wondering

where my box of makeup was. I started looking around in my room and after

a couple of minutes to no avail, I looked at the clock it was

7:15!!!

8:00

was fast approaching and I started freaking out thinking that

I have absolutely no concealer, mascara or foundation on for work,

that was when I really

freaked out!!!

I tore my room apart looking for it!

I ripped everything out of the cupboard beneath my bathroom sink

still not finding my makeup. I dumped out my suitcase and

started feeling my eyes well up with tears,

thinking I look hideous.

What if someone sees my face?!!?

7:20

I ripped my phone out of it’s charger about to call Kylee

and see if I left my make up in Rexburg.

When I suddenly realized that my make up was down stairs.

I ran downstairs and found it exactly where I had left it and

felt a rush of calm come over me when I realized that I was not

about to go out into the world without make up on.

Can't Sleep

You know when you are laying in bed and your body is sinking into the mattress getting all comfortable but your mind isn't tired yet? Well there I was laying there and I turn to my bedside table and see my alarm clock glowing in the darkness and I have been lying here for forty-five minutes NOT SLEEPING. So I readjust and still not sleeping so I decided to blog.

...I was just thinking about the things that I am afraid of...

1. I can't sleep with one foot hanging off of my bed
2. Mayonnaise
3. Mustard
4. Not getting married
5. Going on a mission
6. Not going on a mission
7. Loosing my scriptures
8. Who will I live with when I go back to school?
9. Patients yelling at me at the office for something that I didn't do
10. Bees
11. Spiders
12. Dark allies
13. Running out of gas in my Mini Cooper
14. Not having my debit card work
15. My computer breaking
16. What if I my husband is picky about his laundry, and I shrink his favorite shirt?
17. Shrinking my Keith Urban shirt
18. Ingrown toenails
19. Getting really fat (that one always makes me laugh at myself)
20. What if I kill my Bonsai Tree

Well that's about it..... Night!

Lactic Threshold Tests

You wanna know what I did today?

1. I woke up

2. I got ready

3. I went to two classes

4. I didn’t do my homework

5. I cleaned a bathroom

6. I made cookies

7. I couldn’t eat the cookie dough…. I forgot to mention that I couldn’t eat anything for four hours because I was being tested later in the day for my Lactic Threshold (don’t worry if you don’t know what that means…. I still don’t know)

8. I went to take my Lactic Threshold test, it was like torture with people asking you in sweet voices, Are you okay? You doin good? Keep it up your doing great! When really you are sweating immensly while someone is constantly pricking your finger and drawing your blood and the other is bumping up the speed on the stationary bike that you are riding. They are doing this all while you are wearing this muzzle that measures how hard you are breathing…. (Needless to say, I didn’t enjoy my Lactic Threshold test)

9. I went to my From The Heart Practice and sang my little heart out

10. I am still not doing my homework:)

Have A Wonderful Life Stranger!

Once again this is another post of how incredibly dumb I am... But alas... Story of my life! So here it goes, no judging please:)

Well to start off I was sitting at my kitchen table complaining about the dark circles underneath my eyes (Which never, ever go away!!!) When suddenly my friend Colby handed me the phone explaining that his mother is a Mary Kay lady. So I talk to this nice woman whom I have never met before and she gets me to buy a product which supposedly removes (I repeat) REMOVES dark circles.

A couple days later I receive my package (This woman is prompt! And she is only two clients away from a pink car! How cool is that?) So I open up my package to find this note, with candy and a whole bunch of samples that I didn't ask for! She is so nice!


I see her business card in the box and I just wanted to say thanks for being an over-the-top woman! So I decide to text her saying thank-you. This is what I said...

Hey Sister Grey! This is Jessica Welch (your favorite client/ Colby's friend). I just got the package, and everything looks good I am going to use the products tonight, can't wait!

I get a reply right away saying...

Hi there. I think you texted the wrong number. This is a 720 prefix if that helps. I see yours is 702.

Suddenly I feel like a complete and utter idiot! I couldn't believe that I texted the wrong person.... GOSH! But, nevertheless.... I pressed on replying back...

I meant to text a Colorado number. Darn! Sorry to bother you:)

Reply:

That is Colorado but I don't think it's me you meant to text to. :-)

A smiley face with a nose!!! I couldn't just let this nice person walk out my life without wishing them the best... So I replied...

Okay thanks! Have a wonderful life stranger!

As soon as I pressed send, I regretted it....
Who says have a wonderful life stranger... Only creepers and old people. WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!!!! Why couldn't I have just said, sorry to bother you thanks. Or I could have not replied at all!!!! If someone happens to text you by mistake just be nice and if they say, "Have a wonderful life stranger" text them back saying "You too!" Then they won't feel so lame.